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banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!
by Sirel May 21, 2011
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Banana dipping

The act of anal sex where the man uses to much lube and by the time he's done the slimyless of his alabama black snake resembles a banana peel.
Safari man: i like banana dipping with salamander man.

Salamander man: NNNYYYYYEEESSS!
by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016
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Banana Overload

Excessively overloading on potassium (K) caused by extreme banana consumption.
"Gee, Alaina doesn't look too good" .. *BANANA OVERLOAD!*
"I'm sorry your friend didn't make it, she had an extreme case of .. *BANANA OVERLOAD!*"
"QUICK! GET THE ANTI-BANANA! WE HAVE A *BANANA OVERLOAD!*"
"That monkey looks sick" .. *BANANA OVERLOAD!*
by Herni November 17, 2014
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Banana Male

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities and act like monkeys.
Man1: Hey man do you play basketball?
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
by doooooooder June 4, 2018
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Windshield Banana

Telling someone your a down to fornicate.
Gilby left me a windshield banana. Should I text him?
by DarthHammy89 October 28, 2022
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banana popsicle

Doesn't really mean anything other than what it is; but you can trick your innocent friends into thinking its really referring to a drug.
Emmy: I just had a banana Popsicle

Veronica: emmy, I don't think you know what that means do you?
Emmy: it means I just ate a banana Popsicle?
Veronica: emmy, banana Popsicle is street name for insert drug
Emmy: OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW
by 37chickenducks October 6, 2016
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Jana Banana

beautiful, a man stealer, great at advice, fashionable, smart, perfect body, beautiful, interesting, role model, weird, cool, wordy, feisty, hilarious, beautiful, trustworthy, fun to hang out with, beautiful. Oh did I mention Beautiful. She can sometimes be a crack head and crazy but overall she is the best person ever.
by Molls has problems December 2, 2020
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