cotton candy crush

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.
She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.
by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009
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Candy Cane

A severely curved penis that resembles a traditional candy cane.
Last time I hooked up with Tom he meat-hooked me with his candy cane!
by astrobia00 January 24, 2007
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nub nub candy

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it
nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?
by Dodoextinct May 16, 2006
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Pocket Warm Candy

Taking a soft and chewy candy, such as skittles, laffy taffy, air heads, starbursts, or any candy that won't melt, and placing it in your pocket to create the "pocket warm candy" effect. The candy will then be warm, soft, and even more chewy, as your pocket acts as a warmer to soften the candy.
Biting and tearing an air head can be a hard task on your teeth, so if I place the airhead in my pocket for 10-15 minutes, I will be creating the "Pocket Warm Candy" effect, which softens the candy making it tastier and easier to eat.
by GraphicArtist August 08, 2012
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Mexican Candy Cane

A drink ordered at a bar, pub, or club that consists of one shot of tequila, preferably of low-shelf quality, that is followed up by half a shot of peppermint schnapps.

Prior to drinking, participants shout "Feliz Navidad!" and clink glass 1 (tequila) with right hand. Glass 1 is consumed and shooting of glass 2 (peppermint schnapps) follows immediately with left hand. Afterward, drinkers shout, "Salud!" and offer high-fives all around.

The Mexican Candy Cane is seasonal and some places won't make it year-round.
"Mexican Candy Canes all around!"
"Feliz Navidad!"
...
"Salud!"
by SundayParty December 17, 2008
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cotton cum-candy

cotton cum-candy is the dick-flavored spun cumgasms of a group of hotties.
The guys made cotton cum-candy with the cumgasms of nearly the whole squadron of cadets!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Candy Cunt Fucker

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out
"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."
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