Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

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iron man

Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"

"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"

by im.eating.a.rotten.peach.rn. November 23, 2020

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Mullet Man

A man with a Mullet

person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn

by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022

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Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Who do you think? It’s spider-man

by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023

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