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Weird man

Cute little weird man guy, he's so goofy and quirky
by Large Macles February 13, 2024
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old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
by TerableT May 20, 2023
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Man

An adult person that identifies as male. Many people who claim to be feminists use this website to bash men in general, though they probably are just making a passive aggressive statement about a few specific men who've actually done shitty things.
Hello everybody! I'm a man! I'd like a few words: I try my best not to say sexist things towards women and girls, and apologize if I do, and I hope that any other men out there do as well.
by Sam_han_tha April 22, 2018
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Back door man

A back door man is a man who likes to bang a woman in the ass. He’s the “get bent” type of guy.

“Back door man” expression was used in the 1930s and the 1960s psychedelic rock band The Doors adopted it where Jim Morrison uses the song’s title and context to define a man who has anal sex with his woman.
Btws…Timmothy is a back door man. So, prepare to get bent.
by lilacgirl97 January 31, 2024
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Trash man

Canada's third official supervillain (second being hand sanitizer man and the first being peepeepoopoo man), the Trash man throws trash over people's fences into their backyards whenever he wants to whoever he wants with seemingly no motive other than to piss people off. Witnesses report seeing him wearing a disposable face mask and a pair of blue sunglasses along with a green baseball cap, it is thought that he wears these to conceal his identity. As of typing this the trash man has not been identified
tim: WHO THE FUCK THREW TRASH INTO MY BACKYARD

tom: must have been the trash man
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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Number man

And to the crazy guy who explained light to me and the love of god. You will always be in my heart the day you almost squeezed my neck off.
Number man thank you for putting me on this journey
by Supportivejenny March 12, 2020
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Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
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