this behemoth sentence is your mom

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this behemoth sentence is your mom

by hudfgdfvgdgnlkjf d; July 1, 2022

so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

Send your man a nude day

June 26th is national send your boyfriend a nude day

June 26th is national send your man a nude day

by daddy’s nuts June 26, 2021

Murder Your Mean Partner Day

The 8th of October is murder your mean partner day!

Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!

by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022

Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!

You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.

by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023

text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"

Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.

by e2y June 1, 2019

Go shopping with your best friend day

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.

"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"

by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021