Skip to main content

Bearded Funcle

A fun uncle who has a beard
by anonymous December 28, 2021
mugGet the Bearded Funcle mug.

Bearding

Bearding; When a cisgender woman grows out her pubic hair, shaves it off, and glues it onto a shaven man’s face for sexual gratification.
Did you hear that Emily and John participated in bearding? His beard color doesn’t match his hair!
by Jackson Smerldin. March 31, 2024
mugGet the Bearding mug.

weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.
He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
mugGet the weird beard mug.

Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
mugGet the Bearded Vulture mug.

Beard agreement

An agreement made between 2 or more men with slick beards to fight the beardless (Chakka)
Haroon entered in a beard agreement with abdullah as both of them had sick beard.
by Redscar December 30, 2020
mugGet the Beard agreement mug.

charcuterie beard

When your facial hair is filled with the detritus of eating cheese and crackers and assorted snackables.
He clearly had overindulged on the appetizer tray. His Charcuterie Beard had enough Brie and cracker crumbs to feed a family of mice.
by IdeamanChicago December 22, 2023
mugGet the charcuterie beard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email