Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Golden Bearded Eggroll

Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".

The eggroll aka Golden Bearded Eggroll

by Jolene69 June 16, 2023

Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco

After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"

by CaptainJabbin February 26, 2021

Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

Brown beard

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.

I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.

by February 18, 2024

Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket

"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019

Beard agreement

An agreement made between 2 or more men with slick beards to fight the beardless (Chakka)

Haroon entered in a beard agreement with abdullah as both of them had sick beard.

by Redscar December 31, 2020