van

a person that takes kids in his van offering candy

hey do you see that van he took those kids

by truck69 January 13, 2021

Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.

I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.

by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021

Van

A place where kids can recive free candy in return for their freedom

Kid1: aye yo man this guy is givin out candy in his van
Kid2: fuck yeah bro lets go

by LetsBeFrank0719 February 1, 2021

van

very kind

van

by ya got games February 2, 2021

Van Villains

The musical duo of Twitch users Illutris & Davijak, parodied after Bran Van 3000

Bill: Have you listened to the Van Villains?
Joe: Are you talking about the rap duo from YayoDeLaRiva's streams?

by Illutris February 2, 2021

Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.

When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.

by Glimmer February 10, 2021

Van Damming it up

Dancing to every song known to man like you are Jean Claude Van Damme in the drunk bar scene from Kickboxer.

Did you see Ed, Matt and Jason at the party last night? Those guys were Van Damming it up to every song!

by MacheteManF13 February 11, 2021