White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

champion van

Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.

Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"

Teacher: "What?"

Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020

Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

Hugh van

One of the most nicest person you will ever meet. he is very loyal to his friends. Dont take his kindness for weakness.Hugh is very generous and dont ask nothing in return but respect and loyalty .

Hugh van ! , i love hanging around this with him !

by Uptown514 November 22, 2021

van helsing allen

A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.

Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family

by I am very hang March 7, 2020

doonie van

The doonie van, is whenever you have to get to doonie land. So the only way to get there is the doonie van. Otherwise known as game or rizz.

Jake: hey girl, are you a star because your shiny
Jessica: omg thats so sweet
(Tyrone and jamal listen to the conversation)
Tyrone: ey jamal, this man definitely not going to the doonie van on the way to doonie land
Jamal: word bro, word

by Retard434 November 3, 2022