forest troll

Any of a species of human who spend most of their time frolicking in the deep woods and being with nature. Said people can be found enjoying natural fabrics and practicing poor oral hygiene.

Not to be confused with the larger family of crunchy granolas.

Melissa Fe is a forest troll.

by crunchyayana May 31, 2018

roof troll

The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.

Looks like beer clouds are moving in ,well , the roof troll will be happy at least.

by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014

empathy trolling

A form of guilt tripping, where someone tries to shame people for supposedly lacking empathy by falsely conflating their beliefs with the causes of various tragedies, on the basis of anecdotal evidence. Often used to stereotype entire groups of supposedly privileged people as part of a vast evil, inhuman conspiracy to keep the oppressed masses subjugated, especially in identity-politics and neo marxist circles. Also employed as a form of virtue-signaling

Idpollers constantly engage in empathy trolling on social media to milk political and social capital for themselves and their cause, out of tragedies.

by _|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_ June 26, 2018

Sweet Trolled

When "white boys" try to rap, and a god trolls them very nicely. they have there forth been sweet trolled:D

deuce bag : i am the best at rapping bro

deuce bag: im cool, and i rule, and i hate school, we should smoke weed, fuck that girl named reid, dude i just pead.

sweet troller: match my rhymes. i kill u with my star shine, just give me some time,i give ur girl some 69;)

intelligent person: Boy!! you just got sweet trolled!

by fucker666fucker February 20, 2012

New Troll

A person who is a newbie to trolling. They will lack the skills of an experienced troll and are easily caught.

That new troll sucked, he was too obvious and failed at trolling.

by Hey_Fail July 28, 2011

troll post

An online post that is intended to provoke an emotional response or reaction from others.

Guy 1: By saying that religious people are morons in that comment, he is trying to intentionally provoke or offend people.
Guy 2: Isn't that a troll post?
Guy 1: No crap, sherlock!

by Questyman April 20, 2017

Alco-troll

A woman who is Chugly, even through high powered beer-goggles!

Heyyy duuude, check out that Alco-troll over there. I think I'll opt for the Ménage a Moi

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007