facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011

facebook slut

a girl or other who will add anyone on facebook but not know any one and gets gratification from her excessive catalogue of nobodies who also use facebook and may or may not have come into contact with the slut on one or more previous occasions - not necessarily classifying you as a friend.

Someone who has friends on facebook who doesn't socialize with them but merely teases you.

Fuck I hate facebook...

About 4.5 million people on facebook - for all those people who add me as friend and never talk to me - hug me - fuck me and think they are all that because they have a million fucking facebook fuckers on their friends list - you are a facebook slut

by Fresh_TJS August 22, 2009

Facebook faggot

Someone who's life is facebook and never turns the computer off for a fear of a missed notice.

Guy: Let's go to the party
Ass: No dude Im already attending it on Facebook
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Guy: Get the fuck off facebook
Ass: No dude I just need to go on for a little bit
Guy: You were just on 4 minutes ago
Ass: Shut up
Guy:Facebook Faggot

by Ahh (ass) May 1, 2008

Facebook Ghost

Somebody who always appears offline on Facebook, usually so nobody will bother them in chat.

I think that Bob is a Facebook ghost. He always posts stuff but is never online.

by The Anti-Facebook Ghost February 18, 2010

Facebook Poke

A way of saying "I like you" to someone without actually coming out and saying it to their face. If they poke you back, they are equally interested.

Lisa: I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.
Michele: Facebook poke him.

by Phil92-1 June 16, 2010

Facebook Machine

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

by CloudZephyr June 3, 2015

Facebook 101

The class that should exist for everyone on facebook that posts ridiculously embarrassing or demeaning things about themselves or others.

Tom: haha, jane take a look at this video i just posted of me scratching my ass.

Jane: uhh, what if your students get a hold of this? Back to Facebook 101 for you dork.

Tom: ohh, seriously, fml...

by saneu osite November 24, 2010