Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time

Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss

by Ooefs February 20, 2023

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

Milos theory

were a monkey dances around in a circle filled with other monkeys. after that they all jump on eachother and sleep

hey dude you hear of milos theory its so deep i almost cried hearing about it

by fradern July 3, 2021

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.

I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)

by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011

Ferris Theory

An observation on how well music played in a nightclub or at an event is responded/reacted to by people depending on how busy the place is, and nothing to do with the music at all.

Getting a strong sense of Ferris Theory in this place, wouldn't you agree?

by TwentyThousandKhz August 3, 2024

Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.

Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!

by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011