trouble brewing machine

A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.

He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!

by LarsonM October 23, 2012

Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.

My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.

by Zilon July 13, 2012

machine type

Pertaining to a firearm using high capacity ammunition feeding devices that is discharged at a high rate of speed through use of man operated mechanical means. Such as a hand crank or dual trigger.

Machine type weapons include a hand cranked gatling gun or belt fed machine gun out fitted with dual trigger or handcrank.

by PKFH January 25, 2012

Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

LOLZ MACHINE

The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.

Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE

OR

Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!

by Dirty Jap 69 November 6, 2011

Furby Time Machine

Pure genius

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.

by Quacklyn June 24, 2011

Geen Machine

The next famous future model with an amazing, loving heart. She could either make you fall for her, or make you drop. She loves animals almost as much as she loves people. Her best friends are Holly, Jerm, an Tim (sorta). She fell in love with Tim's dog, Hunter, because Hunter is a ladies man. I guarantee you will fall in love just at the moment you see Gina.
She's single.
And... proud?

Tim: OMG Hunter moved away with my brother.
Person 1: You made Geen cry...
Tim: Noooo Geen Machine don't cry, you'll see him again soon.
Geen: GOOD.

by Huntersowner July 7, 2011