Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Gentleman's wash

blow job

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.

by tykki December 30, 2022

washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom

-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...

by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017

bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.

Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "

by Dschizo May 11, 2018

Cock Wash

To wash another with your own wet cock.

1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”

by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021

Windsor Wash

When a spoon isn't at hand, one must finger wet wipes and dip finger into peanut butter. He/She must then proceed to slurp pb off of finger.

guy1: dude! We don't have any spoons. Windsor Wash it!
guy2: *cheaahh brooo*

by first nigga November 4, 2014