On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022

Boston Left

A driving technique for turning left onto a busy road with no stoplight. You use the middle left-turn lane (also known as the suicide lane) as a buffer before merging into the lane you're actually supposed to drive in.

Friend: How are we supposed to turn onto this road? There's always a car in each lane.
You: Guess we have to make a Boston Left.

by deutschshep January 28, 2022

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

left on m

the act of being met with a non-answer or any type of filler used to disregard/ignore a question or statement during a text conversation.

I asked him to explain himself, but I got left on m

by pohgii March 30, 2022

my left

my left, so your right, so if you said my left it is their right but if they say my left, then it is your right

"its on my left"
*goes on his own left*
"i said my left you piece of shit"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

slim left

Nick name I created for the left teste.

Whatever man, you can lick my slim left!

by Hurode January 2, 2003