You're having sex and your partners glass eye pops out so you pull out and forcefully ejaculate into their empty eye socket
by Blissfulbro May 01, 2016
When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.
(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.
by TheBluEagle86 November 29, 2017
1. Initially used as a figure of speech to express astonishing speed.
2. But it can also be used as a form of sarcasm, in describing the amount of time it may take to complete a task in absolute contradictory or irony.
3. (Actual Speed) about 300-400 milliseconds.
2. But it can also be used as a form of sarcasm, in describing the amount of time it may take to complete a task in absolute contradictory or irony.
3. (Actual Speed) about 300-400 milliseconds.
A conversation between husband and wife.
<p><i>Husband: Honey! You forgot my suit at the dry cleaners. Now what am I going to wear?
Wife: I can go pick it up now if you'd like.
Husband: Maybe, but what if you don't make it back in time?
Wife: Don't worry, I'll be back in the blink of an eye.</i>.</p>
<p><i>Husband: Honey! You forgot my suit at the dry cleaners. Now what am I going to wear?
Wife: I can go pick it up now if you'd like.
Husband: Maybe, but what if you don't make it back in time?
Wife: Don't worry, I'll be back in the blink of an eye.</i>.</p>
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