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by muricaaaa July 29, 2014

American Slider

Cover a curved girl with honey and jelly. Then place her head on the floor and her feet on a bed. Start with a run-up and use the hooker as a slide.

Person 1: How much for an American slider?
Hooker: I don't do that!

by Truth That July 20, 2016

American Ahmed

A terrorist believed to be American there whole life.

I would have never guessed he was an American Ahmed...

by BlinkyGAINS November 7, 2016

Ethnic American

A caucasian American with multi-generational heritage within the United states.
Mixed Europeon; Different europeans mixed with europeans since settler times therefore creating the American gene pool of Mixed-Europeans.

Hundreds of years passing creating the ethnic American identity gene pool.

When I went to Germany they thought I was German.

Well I am 40% German. But I just told them I'm ethnically American.
Ethnic American

by FieryKek May 7, 2019

the american potato

The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass

Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro

by Blyat_boi11 May 19, 2019

american thunder

the biggest shit show ever to hit six flags st.louis - it never trouble lights which makes it very not cash money to operate but super lit to ride.

‘Hey, American thunder has no line!’
“Yeah. It never does.”

by big fun fun September 25, 2019

American roulette

When you are having sex unprotected and keep switching back and forth between her ass and pussy until you cum in one of them

I was playing American roulette with my girlfriend the other day and shot into the wrong hole want to help me think of baby names?

by I like thighs September 29, 2019