soccer

the stupidist sport in the universe it is so ridiculous i mean what moron calls a sport soccer ITS FOOTBALL U FUKIN GIMPS FOOT-BALL not hard to say is it!!!!

i like soccer
*smak*
its football you dumbass!!

by mdhagijnhatowcha comhip epaechj ah June 29, 2006

soccer

Not a sport, a disease

I got horrible news today, my nephew is playing soccer. Now he is going to become a pussy-ass faggot with a small dick.

by yourmom77666 March 6, 2005

Soccer

The act of looking like a complete nancy, often times morons who partake in this "sport" become homosexual.

No wonder you get hit on by other guys, you play Soccer.

This world is fucked up because of all the Soccer players in it.

by Jabroni February 26, 2004

socket

... or ''suck it'' is a mean to politly ask a lady to pump your shit.

If the said lady doesnt want to socket, then repeat it very fast until she gets on her knee.

Guy: Socket, socket, socket, socket!

by henrycole February 8, 2009

self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

soccer

1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football.
2. Not as good as rugby

Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual)
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.

by Dannywack09 November 14, 2007

soccer

same meaning as gay, the words can be used interchangebly

That kid plays soccer? what a fag

by tuy October 13, 2003