I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.
by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010
Get the flame retardant mug.There are some idiots, then some idiots who really can't function. The cream of the crop, they lack basic understanding of a subject, yet attempt to look down on people with that understanding.
Some people are arguing in parody about politics in order to make fun of the Republican party, but then the quality retard patronizes the people about politics, when it's obvious they don't know anything about politics or the Republican Party.
Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.
Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.
Someone who walks into a hospital room and amicably punches his friend who just got a whole host of injections in the punched arm.
Someone with birth defects, but not enough that you actually feel bad.
by Eric Chaperone August 11, 2010
Get the Quality Retard mug.A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.
Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."
by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011
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by CanadianRob October 2, 2006
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by Ferrisfreshie February 4, 2010
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babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies
babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies
"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" Shoshana said to Guerin
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"
by g ho October 30, 2007
Get the retard baby mug.a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
by Salad tits cockney June 13, 2007
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