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Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!
by fitz6278 October 2, 2011
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Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove
I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target
by Kavorks December 27, 2019
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squid pisses

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018
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Piss Panic

The panic one experiences when having to urinate in an urgent manner. The panic reaches its apex when the sufferer is physically getting closer to the bathroom, but has not yet emptied their bladder. This panic is generally accompanied by the inability to properly remove clothing in a timely fashion in order to urinate. This panic sometimes causes the sufferer to leak urine on their undergarments and beyond and can be visible to others.
"I'm so glad we pulled over so I could take a piss in the Taco Bell. I was in full 'Piss Panic' and couldn't get my zipper down fast enough. I actually pissed a little in my boxers because of my panic."
by Your Mom is a Molinari August 19, 2013
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Piss Kink

A kink having to do with pissing yourself, being pissed on, etc during sex.
"Dude, I just read the hottest fanfic abt Dazai pissing himself"
"Oh? You mean a piss kink fanfic?"
by SkankBoy! June 8, 2022
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your not on piss

'Bruv your not on piss'
by BigD12 March 12, 2020
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bleeding piss

when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit
“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”
by Bleedingpisspeter May 30, 2018
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