Micheal Friday

A phrase referring to how you can’t touch micheal on Friday

Ain’t no way he calling me out on micheal friday. Im boutta beat his old ass.

by ButtPirateRoberts May 08, 2022

Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

by Senator Foreskin February 18, 2023

Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 08, 2023

Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam

I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018

Peanutbutter Friday

Where you put the ¨P¨ in peanut butter Friday

Phil: wanna celebrate peanutbutter Friday.
Liam: Yes :)))

by Rick Assly May 27, 2022

gay guy friday

A national holiday celebrated by twitter queers where they post selfies and thirst traps to gain attention from other queers

shit, i almost forgot to post for gay guy friday!

by Boyluv0 February 20, 2024

Louie Died Last Friday

LDLF is a legacy.
That fad where you add random and seemingly horrible shit to your name and then scene kids started copying your own style of naming and thus bastardized your style of name grouting.
the explanations should have sufficed and trust in dahvie vanity because the consequences will never be the same.

Louie Died Last Friday.
Shoot For The Skylar.
Mimi morphine.
Connor Coffin Maker.
Christian Kenosis.
Jenoe Genocide.
Patty Passed Away.
Kiki Kannibal.
Cashley Cadaver.

by The Bastardizer October 23, 2011