Fuck Your Neck

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A THROAT FUCKING. THAT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION.

a) a direct, forceful impact to the neck of an opposing individual. Usually with some level of hatred and/or malice, hoping the intended victim is immediately taken out of the game.
b) a comment made to someone, usually a friend or acquaintance, as to convey to them your displeasure in their actions by eluding to the possibility of an impending fuck your neck.

c) also used as a "Flying Fuck Your Neck". A flying fuck your neck is the same only generally from a place of elevation in a downward angle with increased malice and intent to take the neck clear the fuck out of the game.

a) You almost ran my motorcycle off the road, get out of your car Kevin/Karen, I'm going to fuck your neck.
b) Hey Jeremiah, fuck your neck! Or Hey, bro...your neck...fuck it!
c) I'm fitna climb on this chair and give you a flying fuck your neck Kyle. Keep fuckin' up, "Say what again, mother fucker! Say what again!".

by Preacher:TheDudeAbides June 25, 2022

Headphone Neck Syndrome

A rare medical condition requiring one to wear headphones around his or her neck at all times. Especially common among Western young adult/teenage males and promoters within the entertainment industry.

Young Adult 1: What's Mike got on his neck? Looks like a big chunk of metal.
Young Adult 2: Oh, he's got Headphone Neck Syndrome.
Young Adult 1: Is it contagious?
Young Adult 2: Very! The Beats by Dre type is the most common form of this blight.

by Bansky September 12, 2013

Office Ghetto Neck

The person, or persons in an office that wants to be involved in every little thing, yet never makes a decision, or takes responsibility claiming it’s not their job, or they don’t get paid to do so. As the person is proclaiming this they shake their head around like an angry woman in the ghetto in an argument.

Joey: “we can make this a new standard, just assign it a number and record it.”
Rob: “you can’t just make anything a standard like that, it has to be discussed and approved”
Joey: “you want to take care of that for us Rob?”
Rob: “tsssssk, it’s not my job, I’m not on the standards team”

Tim: "man you see him doing the Office Ghetto Neck?"

by Joey Beef Buicker August 3, 2010

Turkey Neck Sandwich

An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.

I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.

by Captain T 27 January 7, 2012

necking them back

Pronounced ‘Neckin em back’. To be seen to drink alcohol, usually in the form of beer, fast and in quick succession. A British, perhaps local to midlands region saying and definitely misconstrued to US population as a sexual inuendo (fellatio).

Wow, she was really necking them back tonight. Good work!

by Wadded January 8, 2019

Chicken Neck

Allergic reaction to flea bits, that makes a cat looses fur around their neck.

oh Shit!! I have to take Tuck to the vet to get a shoot to cure his Chicken Neck.

by Jennifer McGlinchey August 10, 2008

Milwaukee Neck Tie

This fashon anomaly occurs when a beer consumer spills a nominal to large quantity of beer or malt liquor down the front of their shirt, leaving a spill in the location of a neck tie. This is largely seen while drinking out of a plastic cup or mug. This is viewed as a waste of beer, or a badge of honor among different social circles.

My buddie was so happy to be at Miller Park that he chugged his beer, leaving a Milwaukee neck tie on his shirt.

by OC_Sandman October 5, 2009