Sex Muffin

Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja

I think I need to go get checked for herpes.. I think I let to many sex muffins bang the clit.

by Declan18 May 28, 2011

tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

by sam skrambel February 6, 2010

Muffin Hut

An enclosed location on an FPS multiplayer map, where a sniper, or support gunner can hide and easily defend the position, the "muffin hut" is often the room/tower that was intentionally designed by the designers as a sniper/MG nest, and therefore tends to have a good view of strategic areas. The "muffin hut" refers to the ONE place on each map, that best fits the definition, however it is not uncommon for there to be a second "muffin hut-like" location, that is a convenient place to counter an enemy in the "muffin hut."

(the term could also be misconstrued as "dirty," and although that is not its usually its use, feel free to do so)

"Go to the muffin hut. We can plant mines in the only doorway, and we can mount our weapons facing the enemy spon point!"

"omg! Those guys in the muffin hut are camping our spawn point, and i tried getting in, but they've got mines"

by Uberwald93 September 9, 2009

Muffin Fucker

muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal

Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too

by Okonkwo12 May 9, 2011

muffin-thrust

To muffin someone, you wipe your ballsweat on your hand, then cover someone's mouth/nose region with said hand. Therefore, to muffin thrust, you muffin your woman, then penetrate. Easy as that.

My dog crapped on my bed, so I muffin-thrusted it.

by lastdoug1223 June 3, 2011

Muffin Crotch

Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.

He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.

by squinthouse June 4, 2010

liver muffin

A word that doesn't mean anything,noobs use it

Arthur uses the word liver muffin all the time...He must be a really big noob

by jessec63 January 19, 2008