March 27th

"Spackle And Strap" day
Spackle and strap is getting sumthin white and sticky to strap on later

Its march 27th and We were building a tool and had to Spackle and strap before we moved on

by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022

march 15th

ignore hayleigh’s ft calls

*hayleigh calls you*
just let it ring bc it’s march 15th

by hsianxvns March 15, 2021

March 30

Give a nigga some good ass head

Jeremy: You know what today is?

Sophia: Yeah March 30th

Jeremy: ok so give me head

by lnexcusable March 21, 2022

March 31

the day where a random giant nuclear lizard will fight a big monke

Guy 1: Man I can’t wait for what happens on March 31!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too. I think the big monke will win!
Guy 3: but what about the fact that a robot version of the lizard will create a Batman vs Superman situatio-
Guy 1 and Guy 2: shut up, guy 3

by yourpseudonym999999999 February 13, 2021

March 3

Match with your crush day, or your boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey we should match it’s march 3.

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

March 12

Only the prettiest girls are born on march 12 🫶
(pisces ily)

Boy 1: that girls really pretty!!
Boy 2: that’s because she’s born on march 12!

by justwritingfacts April 8, 2022

March 3

National Steal your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Lover's hoodie day

Person 1: "What are you doing!?"

Person 2: "It' s March 3rd"

Person 1: "Oh, okay"

by Youmotherishotterthanthesun<3 March 2, 2022