March 22nd

A beautiful person was born on this day and when she was born she started her life and hit rough patches till she met someone amazing she loved him so much and no matter what she always has they had rough patches but she still cared for him and needed him and she knew he felt the same

Him: Hey happy March 22nd
Her: You mean my birthday, right?

Him: March 22nd day is the day my girl was born and I want the whole world to know how special March 22nd is to me

by HerMoron22 August 26, 2022

FART MARCH

Farting multiple times in a row while walking. with each step you let out another fart.

I was gassy and when I was walking across the street and I did the fart march

by the fartzer June 4, 2013

March 17

Give a hug to Emily DeBello!
-whether you’re her friend or you see her occasionally in the hallway

You don’t need to call out her name Emily DeBello loves surprises on her birthday, March 17th

by Short stack February 15, 2020

March 30

Give a nigga some good ass head

Jeremy: You know what today is?

Sophia: Yeah March 30th

Jeremy: ok so give me head

by lnexcusable March 21, 2022

March 3

Match with your crush day, or your boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey we should match it’s march 3.

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

march 15th

ignore hayleigh’s ft calls

*hayleigh calls you*
just let it ring bc it’s march 15th

by hsianxvns March 15, 2021

March 31

the day where a random giant nuclear lizard will fight a big monke

Guy 1: Man I can’t wait for what happens on March 31!
Guy 2: Yeah, me too. I think the big monke will win!
Guy 3: but what about the fact that a robot version of the lizard will create a Batman vs Superman situatio-
Guy 1 and Guy 2: shut up, guy 3

by yourpseudonym999999999 February 13, 2021