All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses 

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses by excuses... July 1, 2009

to make party 

The Belgian escalation of normal partying, whereby an individual or group of individuals increase the amount of alcohol imbibed and reach a nirvana-like state of inebriation, rave-like dancing, and overall extreme fun-having and memory loss. Derived from the modified English of partying, this phrase represents a true commitment to creating an epic night full of non-remembering memories, and therefore good morning-after stories.

Guy #1: "Are we making party tonight?"
Girl #1: "Ehhhhhhhhh I'm not sure, I'm kind of tired. I was thinking of merely partying tonight. I don't know if I have the energy to make party..."
Guy #2: "Legends, listen, I just chonged a triple of gin, it's time to make party!"
Girl #1: "Ok... well, some supply me with several tequila shots, and let's go to Cindies to make party like there's no tomorrow!"

to make party by The Maker of Party February 22, 2011

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

I did not come here to make friends! by Dr. M0 October 12, 2009

bitch make me a sandwich

What you put on a sign and bring to a women's rights rally.

Bob put "Bitch make me a sandwich" on a sign and got knocked the fuck out.

bitch make me a sandwich by outlaw June 19, 2006

Two wrongs don't make a right

1: It is never right to wrong someone, even if they have wronged you first.

2: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone just because they did something bad to you first.

2: Pointing out somebody's wrongdoing to you will not correct a situation by doing wrong to that somebody.

The way the world is now, the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right" is getting blowed off more and more.

Two wrongs don't make a right by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005

on the make

on the prowl (looking for a sexual partner)

guy1: how does it feel to be on the make again?
guy2: what decade did you learn that from?

on the make by guided fox May 30, 2006

How to make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

Why did you search how to make holy water on a dictionary

How to make holy water by Bitbytes505 May 4, 2018