farter machine

a person that releases long, stinky farts all day like a machine
ex: Vissy expressed his farter machine ass on a date with Rea.
by visea October 21, 2020
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A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.
High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!
by kagome122885 September 19, 2020
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Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun
She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun
by Tallo April 14, 2020
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Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
by Tommy282919292 July 06, 2019
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Peane machine

Every night, Missus, johnson loves to play with her Peane machine.
by EmJayee December 04, 2024
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