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Bread Lady

Lady, or very manly coffee shop man, who makes lots of dough.
When I'm a bread lady, I'll roll around in moolah!" Or: "Man enough to be a Bread Lady
by On The Fritz January 20, 2011
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Lady Spoon

Involves two women in the traditional act of "spooning" wherein the "lady spoon" takes on the traditional roll of "Big" spoon, which is typically thought of as being reserved for men when involving a man and a woman.
Mrs. "Jones" loves to "Lady Spoon" Mrs. "Smith" in bed, in the pool or where ever she can.
by DHutchF July 7, 2011
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lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.
Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.
by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008
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Pink Lady

Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir.

They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.

They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.

The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.

They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.

It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter

That pink lady almost took me out!
by Wyvernsrose January 9, 2020
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lady lawyer

The "reason" you told your boys you lost that trial. More accurately, a force to be reckoned with, like a hurricane. More specifically, courtroom kryptonite.
Wtf do you mean there are two of them lady lawyers? Yes, we'll obviously take the plea deal.
by Lawyer, esq. November 15, 2016
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Ms. Lady

An older woman who dates younger men. A cougar.
"A Ms. Lady asked me out earlier. I told her fine cougar ass hell yeah."
by Mckonq February 2, 2016
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young lady

a word usually referring to a woman or young girl ... universally used just as a respectful way to call for a girl/woman without knowing or saying their name ....

this term can also be used by old folks when they like to get a smart mouth but its the same meaning a young girl/woman even if you are 80 yrs old if someone is older than you and calls you young lady it isn’t to take offense .
Person 1 : Excuse me young lady, you dropped your pen .

Person 1 : You can give your paperwork to the young lady at window 4, thank you have a nice day .
by hunnieelemonn January 1, 2020
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