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The Good Job

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with a thumbs-up, and shoving your thumb right into the colon.
Bruce loved to give Chris the Good Job, however Chris always wanted more than just a thumb in his ass.
by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010
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snow job

as of the last week of April, 2006, "snow job" can refer to the lies, distortions and evasive non-answers given to members of the press at daily White House press briefings. (The new WH Press Secretary is Tony Snow, formerly of FOX News.)
When the White House correspondents were told that the president was "concerned" about high gas prices, they knew they were getting the usual Snow Job.

Press: "Hey Tony - why does the President think he's above the law and can do anything he wants to?"

TS: "It's White House policy not to comment on an ongoing investigation."

Press, muttering: "What a Snow Job."
by snookybeh May 9, 2006
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Rim jobs

I hate Metroid Prime I also like to give rim jobs.
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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Blue job

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)
Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household
by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009
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cap job

Getting some deep throat action with your hands on the back of her head. Capped off means a cap job to completion.
Got a cap job from my girlfriend.
by frogdude2100 February 16, 2021
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Gourmet Job

When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!
MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?

WOMAN: Sure!!
by The Gourmet Chef October 27, 2009
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Browse Job

When a guy lays in bed with a laptop on his stomach and a girl gives him a blow job while she browses the internet.
Guy: I would like a blow job
Girl: Okay, let me check my Facebook
Guy: How about a browse job
Girl: Deal
Guy: Ballgame
by Captain Compromise May 10, 2011
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