im

"im" is when you're a dumbass child and you ask someone above you in IQ and ask if it's spelt "im"

"im" a dumbass

by March 15, 2022

im

When you're too fucking goddamn lazy to put an apostrophe in the word "I'm." Don't expect people who use them to be on phone, since they most likely will have autocorrect, since phones are fucking retarded nowadays. They are mostly on computer, since computer doesn't have autocorrect.

Mike: "im going to the store."
Jimm: "*I'm."
Mike: "i know, 'im.'"
Jimm: "Fucking stupid idiot."

by Crabics February 13, 2021

Im

Im stands for him, pretty simple ngl 😂

SCAV VEST 40K Pog TELL IM CHAT

by Bimbohunter694 March 19, 2021

I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

im screwed

when you know u wont be able to resist someone or something

Person 1: "OMG, Im screwed, they are so cute i cant wait to see them again"

by bob!bj January 28, 2022

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023