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by The new nuts July 31, 2022
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Girlfriend

A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.

All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.
The possible Issues and side effects are such as:

-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem

Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''

Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)

2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.
by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2019
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Girlfriend

has to show their face, because it's the law.
My girlfriend is super cool and lets me see her face.
by thelovedoctor69420 October 15, 2020
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November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..
girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*
by urban.mom November 13, 2021
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lukes girlfriend

where is she?
"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"
by Shane63 February 22, 2023
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national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 27, 2021
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Moral Girlfriend

A woman that is with a gay man or trans who supports him/her as if they are together but aren't actually together.

An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.
This is making me uncomfortable I need my moral girlfriend (M.G) right now.

Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.

My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.

Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.
by Spiritualbarbi3 April 4, 2022
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