Perfect Girlfriend
Perfect Girlfriend by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019
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josephs girlfriend
josephs girlfriend by CamisCool October 11, 2019
Army girlfriend
The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.
She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!
- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
Army girlfriend by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
Jacobs girlfriend
Jacobs girlfriend by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020
target girlfriend
A person at work (probably your work crush) that you flirt with at work for fun but have almost no ties with outside of work
“Do you like that girl or something? You always flirting with her at work”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
“Nah she’s just my target girlfriend”
target girlfriend by anonymous November 12, 2020
The Girlfriend Experience
When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
The Girlfriend Experience by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
Nap girlfriend
A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.
Nap girlfriend by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020