Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.
Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?
by Corporate_girly September 08, 2023
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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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Chicken ass Friday

Chicken ass Friday Is a day where you need to eat chicken ass all day with any sides have a great time.
Hey it’s chicken ass Friday let’s go eat
by Bruh_Moment November 01, 2019
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Micheal Friday

A phrase referring to how you can’t touch micheal on Friday
Ain’t no way he calling me out on micheal friday. Im boutta beat his old ass.
by ButtPirateRoberts May 08, 2022
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Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.
Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!
by Senator Foreskin February 18, 2023
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white girl friday

When it’s Friday and you listen to white girl music and get drunk
by Elden lord July 13, 2024
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Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
by Flubber92 January 11, 2014
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