slack-jawed faggot

refering to one who has lost control of the joint efforts of both mouth and jaw muscles, due to arthritis commonly associated with a long history of performing fellatio
Wow, Bruce is such a slack-jawed faggot, that he could barely keep his lover's load refrained to his mouth and chin.
by alex December 30, 2004
Get the slack-jawed faggot mug.

hairy faggot

a way to describe someone from new york.

a very hairy loser.

Type of lesbian sex.
that guy is such a hairy faggot
by dirtyharry123456789abcd December 07, 2008
Get the hairy faggot mug.

National faggot day

Anyone that rides a KTM or if they are just a straight up queer. National faggot day is on August 27th
“Is that a ktm rider?” “Well it’s national faggot day
by Atapley August 27, 2020
Get the National faggot day mug.

Autistic Cunt Faggot

An Autistic Cunt Faggot is the most amazing person ever! She will always be there for you when you need her. She tends to have 'blonde moments' but that's why you love her. She might be shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is a fun, crazy, loving person. She will make a great girlfriend. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL(: She is crazy about one guy. And loves all of her friends. An Autistic Cunt Faggot knows how to cheer someone up when they are sad. She knows all the right things to say. You should always go to an Autistic Cunt Faggot if you need anything! An Autistic Cunt Faggot is usually tall. And is very athletic. All the girls wish they were her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot also has schwaag. And is very smart. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is very fun to be around and will always make you smile(: Even the first time you meet an Autistic Cunt Faggot you will love her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is just perff in her own way and listens to no one but her self. She knows right from wrong. And is just the definition of AMAZING! Make sure you never lose an Autistic Cunt Faggot, they are a one of a kind(:
I love hanging out with Autistic Cunt Faggot
Autistic Cunt Faggot is so pretty!
by Larry Ty February 23, 2019
Get the Autistic Cunt Faggot mug.

Public Toilet Faggot

A submissive male homosexual who is a nasty degenerate that enjoys licking public toilets & urinals. He must be able to enjoy Humiliation, Degradation & defilement. Some of these guys are even so bold as to strip fully naked and record themselves doing being disgusting sluts. This behavior can be used to attract or satisfy a Master or an Alpha.

PTFs are most happy when they're being anally used by real men while they service the toilet.
1.)Ewww. That small dicked Public Toilet Faggot posted another video on Bdsmlr. I got off so hard watching it.
2)Saw Otter Phox, that skanky Public Toilet Faggot at the reststop the other night. He looked so happy so I pissed on him.
by FaggotJustinExposed September 22, 2020
Get the Public Toilet Faggot mug.

Fuck you Faggot

The very words of the 12 year old prophecy that disintigrated ninja
Prophecy- (Static) Aw Fuck you Faggot-Ninja-THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE; How the fuck are you not in school right now.
by RETARDED LEGEND January 29, 2019
Get the Fuck you Faggot mug.

Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.
Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!
by ShitsJustAJoke January 22, 2021
Get the Faggot water theory mug.