Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .
by I poop a poop November 21, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the type of guy to be blasian, like pidgeons sexually, and talks to little boys he also is starting a prolific rap career as UncWedlock and has been seen going "Unc mode"
by anonymous April 28, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. by Jjyomama December 15, 2018
Get the Ethan Elliotmug. he is a giga chad and is a god among all. he gets all women. an Ethan's mind is beyond understanding.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.
all other descriptions about him (that are good) are correct. they are fast and they all have a mega 69 pack.
by etong god master69696969 March 22, 2022
Get the ethanmug. by Idonthavearealuser November 20, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very funny and charming person. He is liked by all. He has certain things he believes and is determined for, and is very good at what he buts his mind to. He’s very kind and cares about people. He doesn’t like when people are stuck up and likes to be able to joke around with ppl. He is very fit and energetic.
by ILIKeDICS February 22, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.
by _onlyTheTruth_ October 6, 2021
Get the Ethanmug.