Ethan Share definition Flag A person who is very stupid and is very ugly and goofy. 99.99% chance this kid is white and acts goofy. and is so short (3'2). everyone hates this type of person and he has no friends. OMGGG! His name is probably Ethan. Ethan by aiden347 December 6, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Ethan mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch