When a guy busts a nut on his bitches face and it gets in her eyes, then she jumps up with with her eyes closed and her arms up moaning like a zombie looking for the bathroom
by Elizammm January 20, 2020
A Dirty Jaydan is the act of fucking an air conditioner, letting the semen into the vents and turning it on to spread the smell around the room.
by Fuckah April 27, 2020
A Dirty Mixer is when you mix a combination of excrement, ear wax, belly button fluff and snot all on your finger and then eat it.
by Jump2ShootShoot2Jump January 16, 2018
by Sophia Taviller March 14, 2020
Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.
"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"
"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"
"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"
by RLFORESKIN April 18, 2019
When you slap your meat on a bald person head with windex while saying your a lemon. you may also do this while doing your math homework with a spicy twist, you have cum all over your face and you must write blindly
by Gotm_oof October 10, 2017
by jizzinmywizz April 05, 2020