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salty cracker

when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.
the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker
by definition man with definition October 13, 2019
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White cracker

White cracker is a racist slur upon white people.

Its pretty much like calling someone a nigga but in an insulting way
"This damn white cracker slept with my bitch"
"Damn bro"
by inutinsocks November 9, 2022
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Cracker Moment

The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.
Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!

I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.
by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021
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Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.
Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"
by its_tator November 6, 2006
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pussy ass cracker

Any member of Law enforcement in the south.
by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008
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Utah-flavored cracker

a very white Mormon person who hates gays and anybody who is different in any way
Even in San Fransisco won't talk to gay people, he's a Utah-flavored cracker
by Harvey M February 2, 2009
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Cracker Barrel

Noun: A white woman with a very large ass.
Verb: To have anal sex with a white woman with a very large ass.
Did you see the Cracker Barrel on that white chick. So last night I was cracker barrelin this white girl. She ain't gonna shit right for a week.
by jt34 October 31, 2008
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