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Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.
My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.
by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023
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Cleaning

The zen action males do to create tidiness. Best on Sativa with your favorite music.
There is always a sense of upliftness when the job is done. Best done in small segments
not over 2 hours. Plan strategically to optimize benefits.
I'm cleaning the bathroom. Don't bug me.
by SloppySage August 1, 2023
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Clean Queen

noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)

Prima- Bad words can buzz off.

Segunda- I think you mean **** off!

Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*
Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3
by DigiGirl02 August 2, 2023
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windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people
I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.
by Kladdo August 18, 2023
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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.
Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!
by anonymous April 27, 2024
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Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive
“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”
by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024
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