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Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.
I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.
by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025
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Cleaning up my mess

That is not what you're doing. People were pissed about the thing I said. They came to the wrong person. They got the wrong guy. YOU completely fabricated an explanation to placate the mob. But you're not the Hym interpreter. They thought YOU were ME under one of my previous names. You just want people to not be mad so you made up an explanation to make yourself the hero and me the villain and the. I WAS RIGHT about the weaponized schizophrenia and the school shootings started. From explicitly that. You aren't involved. You're not an authority on the matter.
Hym "So if you're 'cleaning up my mess' your also stealing my jewelry on my way out the door. You don't know me. You didn't know what I was doing and you lying and making shit up to make people less mad, got those fucking kids murdered. If the FBI had known about the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance farms that started after you lied and tried to ban off it, they would have been able to do something. You're not a part of this. If the people I wanted to be a part of it had got involved INSTEAD OF YOU, instead of listening to you. There would be more kids alive. You're not anything here and your trying to make me that so you don't have to be that anymore. You were going nowhere in life. You fucked this up for me and everyone else."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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Cleaning

The act of shoving something in one's asshole violently.
Theo: "Lukas it's time for a cleaning!"
Lukas: "oops"
Chase: *gets noise complaint*
*w zep ❤️ 🩹*
by Man hurt December 12, 2025
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Cincinnati Steam Cleaning

The act when someone is giving fellatio from the back, and the person being fellated cuts a hot nasty fart on the face of the person performing the fellation.
Man Lauren was sucking me off from the back and I accidentally gave her a Cincinnati Steam Cleaning
by Dick Whisperz December 17, 2025
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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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simply clean services

The best cleaning business in New England. Keep it simple, simply clean.
Simply clean services cleans my lake house, we love them!
by anonymous April 27, 2024
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