by Ladbible51 December 22, 2019
Get the First class drinking seshmug. Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023
Get the band classmug. A social sub-class of people, within the lower class of society, that stretches up into the low end of the middle class of society.
This sub-class differs from the Trailer Trash sub-class, in the sense that those considered High Class White Trash do not reside in mobile homes or trailers. Not that they have anything against living in trailers. They just happen to not live in mobile homes, and so they cannot be recognized as Trailer Trash.
Those who identify as High Class White Trash typically embrace gun ownership, dislike governmental overreach, and just want to be left alone.
Activities enjoyed by High Class White Trash people often include the use of firearms, some sort of vehicle with either a gas or diesel burning engine, drinking, drugs, and country music.
Apparel commonly worn by this group of people is camouflage in color - all types of camouflage, sometimes multiple types of camouflage at the same time - as well as plaid, Toughduck/Carhardt brand work wear, and in certain areas, such as within Canada, they can also be found sporting blaze orange colored clothing during hunting the hunting seasons.
High Class White Trash folk might not have it all together, but together, they have it all - family and loyalty are very important in this community.
This sub-class differs from the Trailer Trash sub-class, in the sense that those considered High Class White Trash do not reside in mobile homes or trailers. Not that they have anything against living in trailers. They just happen to not live in mobile homes, and so they cannot be recognized as Trailer Trash.
Those who identify as High Class White Trash typically embrace gun ownership, dislike governmental overreach, and just want to be left alone.
Activities enjoyed by High Class White Trash people often include the use of firearms, some sort of vehicle with either a gas or diesel burning engine, drinking, drugs, and country music.
Apparel commonly worn by this group of people is camouflage in color - all types of camouflage, sometimes multiple types of camouflage at the same time - as well as plaid, Toughduck/Carhardt brand work wear, and in certain areas, such as within Canada, they can also be found sporting blaze orange colored clothing during hunting the hunting seasons.
High Class White Trash folk might not have it all together, but together, they have it all - family and loyalty are very important in this community.
Emma: "Have you met the new guy that just moved into town?"
Kayla: "No, but I saw him wearing a camouflage jacket.. I bet hes Trailer Trash."
Emma: "He cant be Trailer Trash, because he moved into that HOUSE on the edge of town, and since its not a trailer, that makes him High Class White Trash."
Kayla: "Hm. Maybe I should go introduce myself then.."
Kayla: "No, but I saw him wearing a camouflage jacket.. I bet hes Trailer Trash."
Emma: "He cant be Trailer Trash, because he moved into that HOUSE on the edge of town, and since its not a trailer, that makes him High Class White Trash."
Kayla: "Hm. Maybe I should go introduce myself then.."
by Miss Hell Kitten June 10, 2023
Get the High Class White Trashmug. A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
Get the 1st Class Mathsmug. Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
Get the National punch the oldest person on your classmug. by B-Raddd November 2, 2017
Get the class go byermug.