A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
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A small country town thats the closest you can come to hick in Central Florida. Welcome to moonshine runners and redneck tornado watchers.
That boy Chad sure acts like he's from Bell Florida, with his bulldogged Ford F150 and his Colt Ford blasting through the system his daddy bought him.
by SSJ4GOGETA January 12, 2020
a male who does not conform to the normal traits of a human being. his snapchat private name consists of “bible study 📚” and he often puts photos of his bloody nose on it. he will post his sunday roast on his main story (a sunday roast which he eats every day of the week) and he will post videos of girls bunda and say “rawr she got fat bunda”. he also tends to date youngers with fat jugs
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