Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind

Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!

by Room112 December 5, 2023

Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.

Look at them having bed cakes!

by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025

bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.

I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.

by Dart Master July 1, 2011

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!

Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

sheeting on the bed.

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.

William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

by ffffhsjwbnnnnnskjnnnsssjx nnnn March 4, 2023

Bed wetter

A bed wetter

bed wetter

by A Vasist June 24, 2020

National Bed Appreciation Day

December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”

by camx70 December 8, 2021