West Wittering Beach

West Wittering beach is A Lovely non Rocky beach on the south coast of England near Chichester and Hayling Island it is known for half-naked Fat middle age men who might need a Stella Artois. It's brother East Wittering Beach is a rocky beach that no one else wants to go to (its also near Chichester and Hayling Island) it's in west Sussex and was recently closed for a weekend for no fucking reason
Hey mate wanna go to East Wittering Beach ''No wanker I wanna go to West Wittering beach''.
by Thebestbeachever July 26, 2022
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Normandy Beached

A term inspired by the historic Normandy beach landings of World War II.
Referring to the act of a large vessel or ship intentionally grounding itself on a piece of land, typically near a body of water, in a strategic or deliberate manner. This maneuver allows for easy unloading of cargo, passengers, or equipment, resembling the amphibious landings in Normandy but adaptable to various locations worldwide, such as urban environments like Venice or other coastal areas.
Man 1: I was chilling in Venice when I saw about a hundred levies land on the beach.

Man 2. They just got Normandy Beached.

Man
by Dalytical August 13, 2023
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Sagamore Beach

A village near the end of the canal home to the most concentrated areas of Crack Addicts (Weldon Park).
Dude, let's go to my hookup in Sagamore Beach he sells cheap!
by captainclusterfunk April 27, 2011
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Nickel Beach

A Beach Located In port Colborne And Is One Of The Only Beaches In Port Colborne.
Port Colborne Enjoyer: Let's Go To Nickel Beach!

Non-Port Colborne Enjoyer: N O
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porcelain beach

The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.
by RJ to the P April 4, 2024
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beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places
Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!
by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 5, 2018
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Thunder Beach

An elegant upper-class town of Pimping & Swagger. Found in Ontario Canada.
These tricked out bitches are only usually up at their cottages during the summer, collecting pussy on the exquisite sands of the beach, but the cottager's happen to be huge dicks. The residential members of Thunder Beach however, chill there 24/7 all year round , and are usually the slickest most King mother fuckers you will ever see.. The richest members build multi-million dollar cottages just for fun, while the others who aren't fucking retarded cottagers, are out snappin' necks and cashin' cheques like a boss.
If you ever meet somebody from Thunder Beach they will probably kick your ass in anything you choose, and will most likely have bitches beneath their arms. If you are one of the lucky few to know somebody from Thunder Beach, bang them and you will become famous.
"Holy shit guy that chick is so hot" "She's got to be from Thunder Beach"

"Bro how does that guy have so many bitches?" "He's got that Thunder Beach Swag"
by reppinthebeach November 24, 2011
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