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Art critic

Originating as a north eastern term thats is most commonly associated with the union square neighborhood of New York City. An art critic is a person who is specialized in analyzing interpreting and evaluating art.
*looks at some shitty bowls and laughs*

Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.
by Notpa October 25, 2019
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art soldier

A creative person devoted to free expression and willing to rough it as they create.
Basquiat was truly an art soldier. He painted what he knew and lived in grim conditions became he was so ahead of his time.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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Art Attention Whore

That one asshole who is openly sub conscious about his art and fucks people over by tampering with their art. Being ripping the artwork to turning off a laptop with unsaved digital art on it
An Art Attention Whore just messed up my art commission?!?!
by FuckMyLifeM8 May 22, 2017
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Phoney Art Lover

A person that visits an art gallery and takes a photo of the art on their phone to view the artwork at a more convenient time.
"That twat has just taken a phot of that artwork even though they're standing right next to it, fucking Phoney Art Lover!"
by mizogArt June 25, 2017
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Arts Class

British people say this for some reason. Dumb bastards.
Smefflewilliam: Oi bruvwick, me's gunna go to arts class innit

Fondlewick: Ey! Good idea bruv. We's gonna lern so many pai'ins by picasser!

The boys head to the art class at Smuffleton School for Boys.

Madam Chodeley: Ello you cheb sucking tots! Dis painting is by picasser! E' loves maken cube ladies!

Fondlewick: Oi Smefflewilliam. Lets get the bloody 'ell ou' of 'ere.

Smefflewilliam: Good idea, lad.

They run out and promptly are killed in an acid attack.
by NerdyMofo25737 October 6, 2020
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art rod

A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.
Brandon- hey have you seen art rod lately?
Brenda- nah but he is probably eating steak rn
by Roberto Hylburn November 22, 2021
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