Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
Get the One-armed waiter in a wheelchair mug.Keratosis Pilaris, a condition that causes red bumps and pimples most often on arms, cheeks, or thighs, also known as “white people arms” due to the higher visibility of the condition on lighter skin.
by Chillin_like_dylan May 23, 2024
Get the white people arms mug.When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.
I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!
by TheBikesman November 25, 2021
Get the Dick Beater's Arm mug.Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.
"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."
by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024
Get the Arm-swinger mug.A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.
It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.
Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.
Mike: Cool.
by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024
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The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
by Lanky J March 15, 2024
Get the good arm, custard mug.A condition caused by frequent prolonged masturbation where one arm becomes noticeably larger or stronger than the other.
“Dude, I beat my shit so hard last night, my arm feels like it exploded.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”
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