ass-trip

A funny asshole. Someone who makes jokes by being midly mean.
Tricy said something mean but funny.

Gwen: 'You're an Ass-Trip!'
by Trippin' November 08, 2013
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Ass Hornet

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.
I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.
You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!
by cojudi August 28, 2014
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Glass in the ass

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut
Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!
by Retarded Dictionary March 13, 2016
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ass orchestra

Uncontrolable Flatulance, or passing of gas
"Man, I Think The Ass Orchestra is coming to town"
by Bank$$ November 04, 2007
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Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).
Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.
by mmmmmbags January 10, 2015
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Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.
Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.
by Zotts June 16, 2010
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