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Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.
Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.
by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019
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Jason

the man of my dreams he’s the sweetest boy i’ve ever laid my eyes on even though people say he’s an ass but you jus gotta get to know him frl he’s pretty bad at basketball but i never say that to anyone n always defend him
omg look it’s jason i wish he gave me a second chance
by smfh August 24, 2023
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A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.
Jason's there! I'm not going.
by tally69 November 14, 2022
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Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.
I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.
by bloom1 March 18, 2022
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Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.
Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs
by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025
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Jason is a rage monster. He can be super mean and hurtful. He has his problems so it's best to stay away from him, for the only weapon you can use t defeat him is a mirror. Yes, he has no pleasent facial featurs whatsoever.
Person 1: Oh look it's jason
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!
by hibijibi November 20, 2019
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Jason Soap

A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.
“Why is Dylan’s face so red?”
“Idk, but he blamed it on Jason Soap”
by applejuicee December 31, 2019
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