The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.
by J183 November 26, 2021
Get the Van Frecklesmug. When you run-over a pig . Then stab her on the back of your pick-up (usually with a blunt object, such as a penis)
by Jorrie July 24, 2022
Get the Van Zylmug. A person very careless but attentive unless that person is occupied thinking of something grand to them, they like to see the world for them self’s and see everything and experience everything with or without anybody. They have been through so much in their lives and haven’t had a good time but they will never tell you that. Their history is so hidden from everyone apart from one person, that person is the one person they love dearest to them and they are so amazed about that person and love them so much but always fail to show it and feel sorrow about it completely.
Wow Van Helsing Allen is such in asshole and doesn’t care about anything not even his Girlfriend or family
by I am very hang March 7, 2020
Get the van helsing allenmug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025
Get the Mario Van Peebles (Robles)mug. She is a loving 21 year old girl who dreams of being a surgeon. Her best friend is Zoe LaVerne. Her birthday is February 21.
by anonymous October 23, 2020
Get the Amber Van Peltmug. by Bebe_semra June 8, 2020
Get the Vanmug. by riglef February 11, 2022
Get the Van Stuffmug.