Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

Twat Snockle by Cinnaright January 21, 2023

Twat-nozzle

Respectful female or female in respectful position/class.

Good morning twat-nozzle,the coffee sure is tasty today.

Twat-nozzle by Weekend warrior's I.H.O.H. LLC February 15, 2023

Twat magnet 

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

Twat magnet by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

Twat Waffle by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Twat Squatter 

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

Twat Squatter by Vapercise April 30, 2023

Twat muffin 

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

Twat muffin by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

Twat Waffle by Irishmafia June 14, 2023