turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

by diy July 28, 2008

turkey

turkey is a country of liars! Country that don't know it's own history!a country that became a country after killing millions of people,and still denyes it. (by the way i didn't notice any insulting words here by armenians and greeks. But check words "armenia" greece. And i 4got to say-i ain't armenian or greek or kurd. . .

fuck any turkey who says "ermeni sikim","grek sikim", and fuck anyoe who says"fuck russia"

by Pavel from Moscow. Sorry 4 bad english December 9, 2008

slurping the turkey

Sucking white meat through one's mouth.

I saw your mom slurping the turkey.

by Haruki November 22, 2006

one eyed turkey

When a naked guy bends over and you see his asshole with his balls hanging down.

Mike dropped his towel and when he picked it up I saw his one eyed turkey.

by stitchedsmile May 18, 2008

jive turkey

can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.

Get away from me you jive turkey!

by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

Turkey Slap

1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.

by Charles Singher October 19, 2011

turkeyfuckin

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

by keith August 9, 2003