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School

commiserating with the worst of em'
Actual hell, It's actually testing you on your memory and pretty much everything you do in world history will never help you.
Mom- "let's go to school!"
Kid- "Noooooooooo"
Every other kid ever "Noooooooooo"
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The place that tortures you for 18 years straight.
Like prison but way way WAY worse.
Dad: Hey Little Timmy, time for your first day of elementary school!
Timmy: Fuck school and fuck you.
Dad: WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH LANGUAGE TIMMY?
Timmy: The internet, it contains it all
by GamexFool June 14, 2016
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1. Something that, based on the spelling, grammar, and critical thinking skills of other definitions here,

2. A needed institution that suffers from apathy from teachers and mismanagement from the government. Teachers are generally not actively malicious, but are petty and controlling. After all, this is the way it was done when they were kids, so this is the way it should be done now.

3. Not the source of your problems in life.
"Definitely", "ridiculous" , "useless", "children", "government", and "stupid" are all words that school should teach you to spell.
by t i a m a t July 31, 2017
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A WIERD, strange place where the norm is routine and loads of other stuff.
They put repetetive activies as "learning" just by making them more complex every year and expect us to know square roots and all the numbers of Pi (Overexpectation).
For a VERY short period of time you can do social interaction with your mates and get snitched on all day. Then usually you get stuck in a future involving "cubicle" "office job" "Mcdonalds Drive Through" and "Toilet Cleaner".
Do I have to?

I already written about school.
by DefinitionWriterSauce August 31, 2012
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I can't believe we had school today
by Flair September 8, 2016
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satans latest creation. It is the leading cause of teen suicide and depression. You have to put up with bullies, 600 pounds of homework a day, detention, and mean teachers. 1 simple mistake could be your last. It is a daily life or death risk.
Teacher: YOU DIDNT DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!

(Whacks student in the head with baseball bat)

Class: WE HATE YOU!!!! NOW SCHOOL IS GOING TO BE 1000 TIMES MORE MISERABLE!!!
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A place where no one likes to go. A place where hell is on earth. Kids only go to school to be with there friends. It's boring and useless. A place where our parents could drop of us and be without kids for 6 hours or more.
I hate going to school. School is the worst place to go.
by cyborg2.o November 6, 2018
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